I just Map-Quested driving directions to my mom's doctors office. I was expecting it to say to turn left at the end of my street, but instead, it said to turn right. Huh? I had to read it more closely. It directed me to use a fire access road for the state forest that has been closed to any traffic for 20 years and even then was mostly a dirt road with 3 foot deep ruts in it. I think I might need the truck today!
Just kidding. I Googled it instead. Google sensibly directed me to use roads that have pavement!
In other news, MY VAN IS FIXED!!!!