"Quit snorkeling in the sink and brush your teeth."
Just another one of the really interesting things I have to say sometimes. My mom got my youngest a snorkel and mask set at a yardsale last week and he's been trying to stick his head into every body of water he can find, to test it out, all week. Well, not the bathtub of course. He seems to be allergic to getting in the bathtub, but the creek/gully near our house and the sink, those are okay.