The Maid.

Today, I was vacuuming under the bed and I had the mattress and box springs completely off the frame and leaning against the wall. I heard a voice from behind the box springs say something that sounded like "Don't let the maid see you". I said "We have a maid?!!!" (my dream come true) and my youngest said "No, you're the maid." I said "I'm the maid, the chauffeur, the gardener, the medical transcriptionist, the cook, and the teacher." and he said, "Yeah, cause you're the mom."

I guess its good to keep busy.