The Mummy.

This afternoon, my daughter came up to me and said "I mummified Dan" (youngest son) which would have worried me, had I not the alledged victim just a few minutes before. I mean, it's not a quick process according to our Egyptian studies. She also had a roll of toilet paper in her hand, another good sign, that she wasn't trying an authentic Egyptian mummification. Still, it's an interesting way to spend a Sunday afternoon, you gotta admit. When I saw him again, a few minutes later, he was not mummified and seemed to have suffered no ill consequences. ;-)