Youngest son said "Oh look, I just found a dog's toenail on your bed ... (he holds it up so I can see it then drops it) ... and I just dropped it in your purse."
Fortunately, the dog in question, Cosmo, looks okay. He just broke a nail. We have had them rip dew claws before and that's very painful for them, so I'm glad it's not that. I didn't enjoy going into my purse to look for that thing though.