Work related funny.

I use word expansion software to make my production as a medical transcriptionist faster.  Most of the time, I just leave it on, which makes for funny searches sometimes in search engines.  For some reason on Shorthand , I have heros expand to hemorrhoids, so today, I searched on Amazon for The Legend of Zelda, Triforce Hemorrhoids.  That's going to be funny when the have a meeting about what people searched for ...

I'm trying to get my Christmas shopping done without too much whining this year.  So far, I've bought one thing, so, so far, so good.