52 days since we moved mom to the first assisted living facilty.

• moves ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2
• times me crying (at least) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------52
• times mom crying (that I personally heard on the phone) -------------------------------------------1
• number of people trying to extort money from mom. ------------------------------------------------1
• phone calls to lawyers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2
• times mom called me and asked me to bring her home ---------------------------------------------10
• times she called her siblings and my brother and said the same thing--------------------------100s 
• times my mom called me and asked me to put my mother on the phone---------------------------2
• times the electricity went out at my mom's house, causing the heat and fridge to go out and the water pipes to freeze.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2
• times either my phone or my mom's phone has gone out  (ours was annoyingly nonfunctional for a week, ringing all the time, but not functional as a phone, just as a noisemaker). ----------2
• trees that fell across my mom's driveway -------------------------------------------------------------1
• inches of ice on the floor at mom's house that we had to deal with yesterday.---------------------1
• days of being on my period------------------------------------------------------------------------------23
• (conservative estimate) PMS days -----------------------------------------------------------------------8
• (conservative estimate) Hershey's white chocolate peppermint bars eaten by me and not shared. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------10
• pounds gained --------------------------------------------------I don't want to even think about it.
• doctor's visits and phone calls, trying to get mom's nurse practitioner to give mom an anti-anxiety medication, with no success.________________________________1 visit/4 calls
• number of times my mom called my brother during one half hour meeting at work--------------7.
• number of jobs I have applied for since my job has went to voice recognition (not that I feel like getting a new job right now) ------------------------------------------------------------------------3.

Add working and the holidays in there and you've got 2 crazy, crazy months.  I am praying the new place is good for her.